👽 how to get ur own alien penpal 👽

by @aliensarerealluuuulz2001

YOOO dreamers!

its ya boi, alien2001 coming back with another rumor woot woot :)

this rumor has been going around a lot lol. some of them are legit, but theyre not detailed enough imo. many of u have been wondering when i was gonna post (sorry it took forever) but i just wanted to triple check everything.

WARNING ABT @USMELLLIKETACOEZ

btw u do NOT need to eat peppered pineapple slices off ur toes for this to work (do not listen to @usmellliketacoez) u will like die from bacterial infection or smth if u do this lol

ALSO! anyone claiming u have to spend like 500 bucks on materials for this to work is wrong.

dont get scammed yall, do ur research!

materials needed:

• x1 brain (preferably ur own lol)
• x1 scissors
• x1 a quiet room (i rec a bed & not the sofa btw)

before u begin:

• ensure that ur alone in the room (ppl in the house is ok, just not in the same room as u)
• make sure the sun is COMPLETELY gone. best to do this rumor at midnight to be extra safe.

that's it! easy, right? now onto the even easier part!

WARNING

!!! do NOT skip any steps & do them IN ORDER !!!

steps:

1. if u have any windows, leave at least 1 open AND have the curtains drawn (this will invite them in)
2. make all mirrors face the wall (so the backside is out in the open & the mirror face is against the wall). mirrors are bad juju
3. turn off all ur lights
4. relax ur body. like RLY relax. lay down or sit down, whatever makes u feel the most comfortable
5. close ur eyes and think about something really sad. anything works! (honestly if this isnt the easiest part for u im jealous that u have a happy mind lol)
6. u will know when ur alien friend has visited u cus ull hear a diff voice in ur head (if its been more than 10 mins and theres nothing, u might have to do it another night)

important note to remember:

• some aliens r good. some r evil ➜ if u get bad vibes, immediately grab ur scissors and cut near ur ear to sever the connection
• bad things will happen if u miss a step. trust me. BAD. THINGS.

DISCLAIMER

whatever happens to u isnt my fault btw. media literacy is dead, just make sure u read everything thoroughly.

anyway, alien2001 out! ill be back with the next cool rumor soon guys. have fun & practice alien communication safety before u try this!

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